Quick Psychics for Insane Mystics d20 Table

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Quick Psychics for Insane Mystics d20 Table

You have _______________________ but only when __________________________  and ________________________.

Roll d20 1-3 times, so either mix n match or read across.

1	Telepathy	Looking at someone of another race	Still
2	Telekinesis	Standing on one leg	Moving
3	Pyrokinesis	Being burnt	Upset
4	Apportation	Drawing own blood	Calm
5	Aura Reading	Crying	In an altered state
6	Astral Projection	Dehydrated	Frenzied
7	Bilocation	Wet	Fighting
8	Clairaudience	In a trance	Fucking
9	Divination	Looking in a reflective surface	Near death
10	Dowsing	Tasting live plant matter	Surrounded by lit candles
11	Healing	Dancing	Singing in a choir
12	Mediumship	attaching dead person’s face and tongue to tree, wall or otherwise perpendicular to ground	Sewing
13	Precognition	Casting bones	Naked
14	Remote Viewing	Making a sand or stone “painting”	Shorn of all hair
15	Psychometry	Destroying the object in question or if not object-based power then destroying talismanic precious object (doll or other trinket you’ve cultivated emotions about)	In mid-air (jumping, falling, etc)
16	Retrocognition	Allowing ghosts or other spirits into this world	Staring at a specific object
17	Transvection	While asleep	Holding mud
18	Roll twice	Drawing another’s blood	Touching an animal
19	Roll twice	Holding a beating heart	Extremely hot
20	Roll three times	Under water	Extremely cold

 For definitions:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_psychic_abilities

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