The Plot

This table can answer:
-what's this book/play/song/ritual dance/story/opera/etc. about?
-what's the latest in court/the town/the rumor mill?
-what's my next adventure hook?
-what's a memorable event from my character's past?
-who's the next interesting NPC?
-What's the deal with the part of the dungeon?

The Plot

A _________  ___________ who is _____________and _______________ is _____________________ in ___________________ .

Roll a d20 for as many columns (1-6) as you want...

1	Young	Witch	Seeking the throne	Through murder	wants to hire the party	A desert
2	Old	Beggar	Commanding/ pushy	Tricking powerful people	Seeking revenge	The sea
3	Corrupt	Noble	Emperor in exile	Seeking the truth	Caught in a storm	A castle made of wood
4	Foreign	Adventurer	Banished	framed	Trying to help the party	The skull tower
5	Monstrous	General	A criminal	Come to confess	Innocent	Crystal pass
6	Worshipful	Princess	Lusty	Here to steal the children	Guilty	Mountains of despair
7	Nihilist	Priest	Accused of witchcraft	Going to steal that most valuable	Dangerous to be around	The Gulf of Gods' Fury
8	Murderous	God	A fortune teller	Seeking food and rest	Dying	A quiet woodland settlement
9	Mischievous	Monster	Disguised	Having an identity crisis	Going through a rebirth cycle	A tumultuous trading post
10	Secret/disguised	Assassin	Respected	Looking for a way out	Helping from the shadows	The capital city
11	Slovenly	Beast	Loved by children	Seeking employment	Damned	A farming village
12	Loyal	Captain	Feared	On a trade mission	Going to be betrayed	Hill of the faery folk
13	Cretinous	Chief	Unstoppable	Seeking his/her/its children	Running afoul of local law	An autonomous collective mine
14	clever	Prostitute	A spurned lover	Throwing money at a problem	Unexpectedly in a position of authority	A vast plantation
15	mysterious	Court official	Passive aggressive	Out to save the world	Sought by a more powerful force	The wastelands of memory
16	Evangelical	Illusionist	Ambassador	Convinced a PC is the chosen one	Willing to go to any lengths	A Purple cloud city
17	Noble	Merchant	Folk hero	Ruined by taxes	Suffering from amnesia	A land made of turtle shells
18	Foolish	Daughter/son	On a mission	Unbelievably lucky	Going to betray someone	a skyship
19	Gullible	Father/mother	Dead	Out to murder	Fulfilling a prophecy	a giant’s maw
20	disguised	stranger	Possessed	Delivering a message from the gods	50% lying about a treasure, 50% telling the truth	An ancient spaceship

Sorry for any kludgey grammar.

(UPDATE edited row 2 column 3 to remove redundancy)